December 2009
41 posts
the way you make me feel
thriller
billy jean
yes, you guessed it. i’m having a MJ dance party. alone.
sarcasm is my forte
seeded 99th in the 55m dash. FUCK YES. hahahahhaha
I got one of the jolly green giant’s testicles for Christmas
hmmm…
I’ve got to go to work in 7 1/2 hours
Just checked my phone for the first time today, had a voicemail from my boss.
funnn
Ben Fu- you’re the greatest, even if you do think I sound like a blond bimbo on the phone. I don’t know what I’d do without you. Thanks for being such an awesome friend.
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Mission: FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED!
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mission: revenge and a good time will be put into act tonight
just shook all my presents trying to figure out what was inside. pretty sure every box was empty….
can it be any worse conditions to run in? I can’t breath when I run in the cold.
in band...
15 measures of rest is more than enough time to doze off
this one here’s sober looking for a “good time”
and this one here is a recovering weed addict
fuck my boy choices
I love messing with drunk people
The last year or so for me hasn’t been the greatest, now that I look back on it. I mean sure, I rocked the xc course as a rookie last year and made my way to being EL’s fastest long distance runner. But as they say: “what’s glory if you don’t have anyone to share it with?” What happens when you find who you want to share that with? More importantly, someone who...
how come all my exes end up getting arrested?
finally going to the doctors for my shoulder. wish me luckkkk
ben fu has a mohawk?
“Yesterday, I had a very fulfilling Thanksgiving. My boyfriend recently broke up with me and it was kind of a nasty break up. Last night, while just having idle family chatter, I discovered a number of my family members had been plotting how to kill my ex, all independent of each other. They proceeded to have a long conversation about how to kill him and hide the body. They ended the...
thank you to all of you who care enough to stand up for me. (all of which don’t have tumblrs but I’d still like to mention them)
Ben
Nick
Jocie
Kayla
Ashley
Johnny
Carissa
Bruce
Rick
I’m blessed to have you guys as friends
I just want to succeed. Don’t they?
GAH! why can’t my teammates just do the fucking workout the way it’s supposed to be done?!
Look Up
bennifucious:
Look down at the ground, you see is the present. It doesn’t look so good. But look up, look ahead. you see the future. It’s so much better, brighter, and happier. Look at the things on the horizon. Think about the things you want. Think about the things you’ll have. It’s tough, but it’s worth it. Keep going. I believe in you.
Think of it all like a mountain. It’s pretty steep for...
what superhero am i?
totally rigged….
You are Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman 100%
The Flash 90%
Hulk 85%
Superman 80%
Batman 80%
Supergirl 80%
Green Lantern 80%
Catwoman 80%
Iron Man 80%
Robin 55%
Spider-Man 40%
You are a beautiful princess with great strength of character.
is it weird that my boss facebook chats me everytime i’m online?
Today, I went to a Thanksgiving marathon to watch my aunt and cousins run. To my delight I saw people dressed up as turkeys, pilgrims, and indians. Than to my extreme delight I saw four bananas, a whoopie cushion, a plethora of super heros, a herd of flamingos, a group of 6 college guys dressed in snuggies, and I found Waldo. I finally feel like I belong in the MLIA community. MLIA
I have worked where I work for 3 days.
I fucking hate it
When can I put in my 2 weeks?
shocker
I actually PRed in the 2 mile by 4 seconds last night…. Yeah
13:14
right where I want to be on the first meet
are you this happy cuz you finally found a slut that would blow you? Asshole.
I get mad numbers faggot. hope you drown in the ocean.
DON’T FUCK IN THE BATHROOM NEAR THE WEIGHT ROOM. how dumb can people get?
“The road to fulfillment is navigated by the heart. It’s taken by those who...”
this would totally happen to me. because we all know my choice in boyfriends isn’t the greatest haha
Today, I got a package from my mom. In it was a copy of a page of Reader’s Digest, titled “You’re a dumb criminal if…” My mom had highlighted a story about my ex-boyfriend, who apparently got so drunk that he walked into a police station thinking that it was...
people still haven’t learned to leave me the fuck alone when I’m training. I don’t fool around. I hate when people do. So don’t talk to me when I’m running.
And I don’t mean to sound like a bitch here.
But there’s this girl on my track team, and she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing. She just runs with me. Do you know how fucking...
I. NEED. TO. RUN. !!!!
